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When I first started teaching in 2007, most kids did not have a smartphone. We also did not have smartboards in any of the classrooms. It wasn't hard to hold their attention. A cartoon on the overhead projector or a discussion about the pressures of the college application process was enough to keep most of them engaged. Ten years later, the lengths teachers have to go to in order to hold a student's attention is almost comical.
Sometimes I feel like a circus monkey, juggling flashy GIFs and funny memes before their eyes, hoping they forget about their phone for two minutes. More and more, teachers have to relate everything to students personally and make it "hip" in order for kids to care at all. Trying to make Shakespeare cool? Don't even bother with that hip hop artist who uses Shakespeare as lyrics. They've seen it before and they're not impressed. Perhaps try pointing out that in Hamlet, when the main character asks to put his head in his girlfriend's lap, he calls it "country matters" which many experts believe is a form of the word c*nt! They just might lift their head up and ask what you just said for a moment. I once had a student tell me that he will never forget that one detail. That's nice, but did he absorb anything else? Probably not.
I feel the pressure to keep everything I do cool and it's hard to keep up. But if I don't, I will lose them completely, like many of my much older colleagues. I don't ever want them to view my class as completely useless, and I fear that is how many of them view school in general. Sometimes, no matter how flashy and edgy my lessons are, it still doesn't hold their attention. It can never be as interesting and relevant as the bullshit their friends are posting on snapchat. "Why don't you just take their phones away?" you ask. I often do, and that is the point when many of them simply put their heads down and cash out for the rest of class. Once I even shouted at a class that I could be showing porn in class and they would still be looking down at their phones because they have better porn on their own phones! A few kids laughed, and one or two heads popped up. "Did she just say something about porn?" But most kept their heads down.
Sometimes when a kid is on their phone I will just ask them what they are doing.
"No seriously, I want to know what is so engrossing. What exactly are you doing?"
Nine times out of ten, they are on snapchat, where they post pictures of what they are doing in real time. But what are they doing? Not much of anything. One time I gave out donuts for whatever reason and at least five kids snapchatted about it immediately. I don't know why their friends would care that they are eating a donut. When I'm about to show a movie, many phones come out to document the excitement of movie time. It's ironic that they don't even end up actually watching the movie.
In fact, I wanted to reward a class by choosing the movie they would watch. I gave them a vote and it was very heated. They fought adamantly for whatever film they thought was worth watching. When we finally came to a consensus and I played the film, about 75% of the class began watching netflix with headphones. I couldn't believe it.
Do I need to be more strict about the phones? Sure. But that is not the point. The point is that the phone addiction is so extreme that it might be one of the biggest challenges a teacher faces in secondary ed. Why should I have to fight so hard, every day, to keep them interested? Why should I have to take a portion of every class to convince my students that what we do in class is relevant and worth staying awake for? What will it take to get kids to actually want to learn?