31 Hilarious Tweets That Give Us a Glimpse Into the Life of a Teacher
The struggle is real, people. Hear it from the horse's mouth.
1.
Kid: *burps loudly*
— Susan (@susanbuys) March 14, 2017
Me: what do you say?
Kid: there's a volcano in my tummy!#kindergartenteacher #thingskidssay
2.
Upon receiving a sticker for turning in his hw
— ThingsMyStudentsSay (@maestradesegun2) May 12, 2017
7yoS: FUCK YES!#thingsmystudentssay
3.
Listening to a professional development lecture about not lecturing in your classroom. #TeacherProblems
— Teacher Problems (@TeacherProbs) June 9, 2015
4.
"Stop licking the desk." -typical teacher Monday #teacherlife #mondays #justanotherday
— Analise Hernandez (@arnietable) September 12, 2017
5.
When you very clearly explain the same directions to all of the kids and that one kid still be like... pic.twitter.com/nFfkPRoR9U
— #teachergoals (@teachergoals) September 3, 2017
6.
"Ms. G u shouldve been a trash man not a teacher, it's a way better job." Thx kid, I'll look into that #TeacherLife #middleschool
— Kendyl (@theformermsr) April 25, 2017
7.
Bunch of second graders convinced me to let them have a dance-off.
— Mandy Blair (@mqndy) November 18, 2016
3 of them had to go to the nurse after. #TeacherFail #DontFireMe!
8.
The cool thing about #teaching? Even if you skip going to the gym, you'll still manage more than 10,000 steps on your Fitbit.#TeacherLife
— Tofu Mom (@Tofu_Mom) September 12, 2017
9.
These past 4 weeks have been filled with so much emotion, so much hard work. And farting noises. #4thgradeteacher
— Emily Wilkes (@emilyd_wilkes) September 28, 2015
10.
Today I cut the tip of my finger off on the side of a desk and managed not to swear in front of 16 10-year-olds. #TeacherLife
— 민트 열매💎🍇 (@nabisonyeolmae) September 12, 2017
11.
Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/TFVUaWQbrK
— Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) September 19, 2017
12.
Things teacher training doesn't prepare you for: "Please don't lick my knee... don't wipe your nose on my knee, thank you!"#teacherproblems
— Lisa (@Ladyathedoor) September 14, 2017
13.
Teaching- training yourself to eat a whole days worth of food in 30 seconds and not use the bathroom for 12 hours 🍎 #teacherlife
— Erin Edubs (@erin22williams) September 12, 2017
14.
While I love all of my students, the list of names I can never give my future offspring continues to grow. #TeacherLife #TeacherProblems
— Chris Van Dyk (@ChrisVanDyk85) April 26, 2017
15.
I just saw one of my students at the gym. Now I need to quit my job and move out of state. #soawkward #teacherproblems
— ChristineHazelMurphy (@christineehm) September 15, 2017
16.
Me at the copier: "You have a lot?"
— Teacher Problems (@TeacherProbs) December 5, 2016
Teacher: "Nope."
Me: "Go ahead of me."
Teacher: Proceeds to print a forest. #TeacherProblems
17.
'Nough said. 🤕 pic.twitter.com/tLXxyrQ1uA
— Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) September 8, 2017
18.
I could never have imagined how many times a day I would say, "Did you poop?" #preschoollife #teacherlife
— Taylor Toms (@taylorntoms) April 25, 2017
19.
Me, in the sternest teacher voice I can muster: WHY ARE YOU DOING THE MACARENA #thatteacherlife
— ThingsMyStudentsSay (@maestradesegun2) April 6, 2017
20.
I say swear words when I grade essays. #teacherproblems #teacherconfessions #teacherlife
— Katie Sluiter (@ksluiter) March 27, 2017
21.
End of the day. I had a kid pull out a live lizard from his pocket. #timeforsummer #teacherfail
— Jennifer Sullivan (@wjjrc) April 27, 2017
22.
Covered from head to toe in glitter. Pre-K teacher probs.
— Cailyn Neff (@cailyn_neff) May 5, 2014
23.
My students are watching caterpillars turn into butterflies. I gave them too much sugar water. They drowned and died. #TeacherFail
— Amy Trigg (@itsamy_trigg) April 19, 2017
24.
Once you have been my student, you become one of my kids. Always. #teacherlife
— Michelle (@smoothcheetos) April 13, 2017
25.
A kid asked me if I had change for a $100 today at school. I just laughed until he walked away. #TeacherProbs
— Zach Roddenberry (@zachroddenberry) September 19, 2017
26.
"Teacher come touch my head. It's so sweaty" #thingsmystudentssay
— ThingsMyStudentsSay (@maestradesegun2) January 29, 2017
27.
complaining about the heat does not make it cooler, my dear students.
— Katie Sluiter (@ksluiter) September 21, 2017
28.
The amount of times I had to say "Please stop licking that." today is unsettling. #kindergartenteacher
— Kimmy (@knbteach) February 25, 2017
29.
When you get into an argument about who is better: Batman or Superman.
— K.D. Blackwall (@KDBlackwall) April 15, 2017
With a 10 year old.#teacher #teacherproblems
30.
"You're like my school mom!" #teacherlife #kindergartenlove #rightinthefeels
— Martine Reinhardt (@martine_anne) April 14, 2017
31.
If the copier wasn't broken then was it really Monday morning? #teacherlife
— Casey Graves (@CaseyGraves3) September 11, 2017
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