20 Students Tweet The Weirdest Thing Their Teachers Have Ever Done


Jimmy Fallon, TV host of The Tonight Night Show, has some new hilarious submissions from his hashtag game called #MyWeirdTeacher. If you haven't already seen it, he tells people to tweet something weird their teachers have done before. The results are hilarious! From taxidermied armadillos wearing party hats in the classroom, to screaming "For Narnia" before running out to recess, these are some of the funniest, strangest, and questionable tweets you'll ever read.
When subbing for a kindergarten class, a student came to my desk and needed help with a math problem. I had just got done drinking a huge cup of coffee. In the middle of my discussion of the problem, the kid goes,”your breath stinks”. Without looking up from his paper I said, “it’s probably because of the 2 small children I ate for breakfast” and continued my discussion of the problem. When I looked up, he was just staring at me.
When I’m teaching poetic devices to my high school ESL students, to teach personification, I accidentally bump into a desk and then apologize to it. I also ask how it is and make a fuss of it. That usually gets some laughs or suggestions for me to go to the nurse’s office. They usuallly start to understand the meaning of the device from that point.
During lunch duty in the cafeteria the students were supposed to be at a zero- no talking. I heard some students talking so of course I say, “ I hear voices and I shouldn’t be hearing any voices(pause as I continue walking around cafeteria trying to find the cause) because then that would mean I was crazy!” There is many more, but that one really made me feel like perhaps it was true and I was slowly becoming insane😜
Had a teacher sing a failing song to students that did bad on a test. I just called to say, your failing. Went to the song from Stevie Wonder I just called to say I love you
One time I was chugging water in front of my computer just before class started and I spewed a huge mouthful of water all over my laptop when I heard a student yell (out of my sight on the other side of class) “look what I can put between my balls!” (it was bucky balls on either side of his thumb!)
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