18 Teacher Jokes On Twitter That Are Funny But Not Funny
We all love those teacher jokes that bring a smile to our stressful days. But sometimes they make you laugh and then they make you stop and say to yourself, "Damn, that's so true though. That's messed up!" Here are a few of those!
WIFE: Let's role-play— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 28, 2015
W: U be a teacher
*I get up & leave*
W: Where u going?
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?
Seriously. 😐 pic.twitter.com/kw4ExdtP1P— Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) June 25, 2017
Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 6, 2015
Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is?
T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic
STUDENT: what's it like being drunk?— Ben (@0point5twins) June 4, 2016
TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12.
STUDENT: there are only 3 desks.
November 14, 2016
Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control.— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) February 27, 2014
Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face.
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.— Kevin is that bag (@Douchekevin) November 12, 2014
[on a date with a teacher]— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) September 16, 2016
Me: your eyes are beautiful
Her: yours too
Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you
Her: i don't know CAN YOU
Saw a student at church this morning so now I can't wear the same outfit tomorrow to school. #TeacherProblems— Mrs. Teacher (@MrsTeacher_) December 4, 2016
Seriously... Check us out at https://t.co/vC5Wd63vNG! pic.twitter.com/DJ7vAIlvJJ— Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) April 30, 2017
#truth #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/5pg4gmbN02— Teacher Problems (@HSTeachProbs) January 19, 2017
Save time by decorating for all the holidays at once. Put haunted eggs under a turkey tree— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) September 29, 2017
"Teaching is easy" said no teacher ever. #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/jWe2Hr6E7G— Mark Coziahr (@markcoziahr) March 10, 2016
April 5, 2016
I think this is what my students think when I ask them to come sit down on the carpet, walk in line, or pack up. #TeacherLife pic.twitter.com/O9gGEzjfQr— Teacher Life (@teachermemoirs) February 22, 2017
Just yelled "F, YOU GUYS!" to my students.— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) February 24, 2015
Another perk of being a music teacher...
The mannequin challenge. Every class when you ask a question and nobody has done the reading.— Emma Cole (@Emma_Cole1) November 21, 2016
When you are asked the same question for the 3rd time and you need to step out for a second before you lose it #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/IzlHAG5xQC— #teachergoals (@teachergoals) September 15, 2017
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