We all love those teacher jokes that bring a smile to our stressful days. But sometimes they make you laugh and then they make you stop and say to yourself, "Damn, that's so true though. That's messed up!" Here are a few of those!
WIFE: Let's role-play— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 28, 2015
W: U be a teacher
*I get up & leave*
W: Where u going?
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?
Seriously. 😐 pic.twitter.com/kw4ExdtP1P— Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) June 25, 2017
Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 6, 2015
Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is?
T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic
STUDENT: what's it like being drunk?— Ben (@0point5twins) June 4, 2016
TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12.
STUDENT: there are only 3 desks.
Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control.— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) February 27, 2014
Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face.
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.— Kevin is that bag (@Douchekevin) November 12, 2014
[on a date with a teacher]— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) September 16, 2016
Me: your eyes are beautiful
Her: yours too
Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you
Her: i don't know CAN YOU
Saw a student at church this morning so now I can't wear the same outfit tomorrow to school. #TeacherProblems— Mrs. Teacher (@MrsTeacher_) December 4, 2016
Save time by decorating for all the holidays at once. Put haunted eggs under a turkey tree— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) September 29, 2017
Just yelled "F, YOU GUYS!" to my students.— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) February 24, 2015
Another perk of being a music teacher...
The mannequin challenge. Every class when you ask a question and nobody has done the reading.— Emma Cole (@Emma_Cole1) November 21, 2016