18 Teacher Jokes On Twitter That Are Funny But Not Funny
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We all love those teacher jokes that bring a smile to our stressful days. But sometimes they make you laugh and then they make you stop and say to yourself, "Damn, that's so true though. That's messed up!" Here are a few of those!
1.
WIFE: Let's role-play
ā Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 28, 2015
ME: OK
W: U be a teacher
*I get up & leave*
W: Where u going?
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?
2.
Seriously. š pic.twitter.com/kw4ExdtP1P
ā Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) June 25, 2017
3.
Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are
ā It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 6, 2015
Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is?
T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic
4.
STUDENT: what's it like being drunk?
ā Ben (@0point5twins) June 4, 2016
TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12.
STUDENT: there are only 3 desks.
5.
ā Teacher Life (@teachermemoirs) November 14, 2016
6.
Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control.
ā Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) February 27, 2014
Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face.
7.
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
ā Kevin is that bag (@Douchekevin) November 12, 2014
8.
[on a date with a teacher]
ā rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) September 16, 2016
Me: your eyes are beautiful
Her: yours too
Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you
Her: i don't know CAN YOU
9.
Saw a student at church this morning so now I can't wear the same outfit tomorrow to school. #TeacherProblems
ā Mrs. Teacher (@MrsTeacher_) December 4, 2016
10.
Seriously... Check us out at https://t.co/vC5Wd63vNG! pic.twitter.com/DJ7vAIlvJJ
ā Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) April 30, 2017
11.
#truth #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/5pg4gmbN02
ā Teacher Problems (@HSTeachProbs) January 19, 2017
12.
Save time by decorating for all the holidays at once. Put haunted eggs under a turkey tree
ā It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) September 29, 2017
13.
"Teaching is easy" said no teacher ever. #teacherproblems pic.twitter.com/jWe2Hr6E7G
ā Mark Coziahr (@markcoziahr) March 10, 2016
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ā Math Teacher Probs (@MathTeachProbs) April 5, 2016
15.
I think this is what my students think when I ask them to come sit down on the carpet, walk in line, or pack up. #TeacherLife pic.twitter.com/O9gGEzjfQr
ā Teacher Life (@teachermemoirs) February 22, 2017
16.
Just yelled "F, YOU GUYS!" to my students.
ā bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) February 24, 2015
Another perk of being a music teacher...
17.
The mannequin challenge. Every class when you ask a question and nobody has done the reading.
ā Emma Cole (@Emma_Cole1) November 21, 2016
18.
When you are asked the same question for the 3rd time and you need to step out for a second before you lose it #teacherprobs pic.twitter.com/IzlHAG5xQC
ā #teachergoals (@teachergoals) September 15, 2017
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