10 Weird Things Teachers Say Out Loud
Some things teachers say in school should never be repeated anywhere else. And if you don't believe these things have actually been said, you've never spent a week in a classroom full of kids!
1. "Stop licking the floor!"
2. "Take your fingers out of her mouth!"
3. "Get out from under my skirt!"
4. "Whose socks are these in the toilet?"
5. "Stop biting your toe nails!"
6. "We don't smell each others' butts!"
7. "Please don't wipe your nose on me..."
8. "Take the legos out of your underwear!"
9. "Erasers are not chewing gum!"
10. "It is not OK to pee on each other!"
Have some funny ones of your own? Share them with us in the comments below!
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2nd grade teacher-
Same Student
“Don’t put your fingers in his blood!” (Little boy that it was okay to touch someone else’s blood when the other student had a bloody nose)
“Don’t eat the paint off the wall!” (Little boy picked peeling paint off the wall and tried to put it in his mouth)
Others:
Please don’t punch the floor.
Stop licking the floor.
Why are you balancing scissors on your head while standing on one foot?
“ we don’t lick our desks in 2nd grade”
“Please stop the dinosaur sounds”
“ you aren’t reading, you are drumming”
“Did I teach you that”?
Please don’t wipe your snot on your hair… Girl proceeds to take her hair out of her nose…
Do you know what a that word means?
The word was condom. The child was in 2nd grade.
I had a h.s. kid who wore shorts every day—no matter the weather. One day he showed up in jeans. I told him, “hey, I almost didn’t recognize you with pants on.”
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