10 Weird Things Teachers Say Out Loud

10 Weird Things Teachers Say Out Loud
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Some things teachers say in school should never be repeated anywhere else. And if you don't believe these things have actually been said, you've never spent a week in a classroom full of kids!

1. "Stop licking the floor!"

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2. "Take your fingers out of her mouth!"

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3. "Get out from under my skirt!"

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4. "Whose socks are these in the toilet?" 

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5. "Stop biting your toe nails!"

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6. "We don't smell each others' butts!" 

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7. "Please don't wipe your nose on me..."

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8. "Take the legos out of your underwear!"

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9. "Erasers are not chewing gum!"

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10. "It is not OK to pee on each other!"

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Have some funny ones of your own? Share them with us in the comments below!

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85 comments


  • Carolyn

    “Please stop licking my desk.”


  • Briana Walsh-Neeld

    you don’t belong on the table, and also we say that doesn’t belong in your mouth a lot in our class.


  • Matt

    “Sir, please don’t put that in your nose.” Very real thing I said during a Kindergarten music class.


  • kelly

    Please quit eating your boogers!


  • Cheryl Dietz

    The weirdest thing I’ve ever had to say was, “Do you have poop in your desk?”


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